Okay, I am Armstrong and this is my blog.

My trademark trick to SMS

September16

Okay ar… wassup people? Okay ka? OK ba kan… keeke. Me not okay. But still… gini la hidup. Ada yang turun, ada yang naik… ada yang tenggelam, ada… ok sukup sukup.

Eniwei, me want to share a trick ba ni. Dunno la if you already know or not. But if not, and if you’re the always-sms-long2, then this might help. Being a student dulu at secondary school, with no constant income and reload pun ikut nasib :roll: And the number of words can affect the prepaid balance that is going to be deducted… antara 15sen or 30sen (dulu). So I kunun-kunun created this sms trick la… actually I sms like this because bersmsing with SOMEONE la but we’re not getting to that ar… That part is past tense already. Past tense yang betul-betul past ni haaha. Ok ok…

So trick dia is to sms without putting any space between the lines… ya la.

Contoh la kan I want to sms my friend si April yang di seberang laut (I not yet know your number, bagi ar nanti keeke).
Do like this:

aprilWHEREareYOU?longTIMEnoSEE.

whenYOUgetBACKhereDON’TforgetTObringBUAHtanganOKAY?

haahahaa! Contoh aje ya. But I’m not joking about the buah tangan… haaha! :roll: kidin!

Okay la gitu bahasa yang formal la. If want to use bahasa kita ni campur bahasa sms, it’s gonna be something like this lar:

uiAPRILmnaKOni?lmaNDAnmpkTAU.

BILAblikCNIjnKOlupaFRUIThandTUKcyaAR…

See the difference? No? Well… if you use handphone then you can see that. Keeke… But I guess it won’t matter now already. Murah suda ba kan sms sekarang. Me pula sms 11 people all free keekekee…

But you cuba try test la ar… saja for fun. and try sms your friends, see if they paham ka nda keeke…

Armstrong is 30% gay!

May26

Okay, big probability that after this post, I’ll loose readers… male and female readers (I barely have any). haaha..

No lah, saja an interesting headline. actually, just want you to try this Gay Meter I just found out about. You answer a few questions and then it will tell you your level of gayness (ada word ka macam ni? :roll: )… I kept an open mind and tried it a few minutes ago… then… boom…

Loosen up?! This is the farthest that I can go mate!

Now, if you’re not busy, try it and do tell me your results… :mrgreen: if that’s okay with ya… heehe.

Smorty.com

May4

Hmmm… i’ve been blogging a while and read other blogs too. and i noticed some of them bloggers blog for money. it’s interesting because i haven’t done any blog advertising before so i thought i might try it as well. well i am blogging too aren’t i :mrgreen:


I’m quite sure bloggers know how this system works. it’s simple… you write your opinion about advertisers’ products, services, and websites on your blog. then you will get paid weekly. it’s an easy way to get paid for blogging, right? of course, you can select the subjects that interest you. you are in control of which one to blog. while advertisers advertise on blogs, those bloggers will get paid for helping them. gives a new meaning to “I scratch your back, and you scratch mine” :roll:

Here’s a glimpse of the easy interface on Smorty.com… haaha i’ve just been approved. you can see my name there :cool:

Getting excited? Well, what kind of blogger who doesn’t want to get paid to blog? :shock: that’s insane heehe.

So, bloggers, move your butts and register now! :mrgreen: at Smorty.com.

Hollywood Sign out you go

April24

I’ve had enough of this. my blog is not popular enough. only a few people visit OkayArms.com.

I need to show my blog to the world! i’m going to find ways to do that. so recently, i flew to Los Angeles and climbed up the hill where the Hollywood Sign is at. then i destroyed the famous sign with my own bare hands and put up a new one. so now i’m back and sitting in front of my PC. hope this will attract more people to visit my blog.

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You Are Damned

April17

Don’t you feel like just kicking a particular person’s butt when he or she pissed you off.

when a driver cuts the line during traffic jam.

or when a dumb waiter mistakenly serve you a different dish (how if it’s the totally opposite like when you ask for fried mee, he gives you lemon chicken rice :lol: )

when a colleague manage to get a higher raise than you, yes you, the one who worked hard the whole year before.

when a classmate cheats in class.

someone started a gossip about you and your opposite-sex-best-friend :mrgreen:

you just hate that someone haaha.

well, don’t do any physical damage to them, just put them into the firepit. :?: oops, i mean… use this website and damn their soul. Read the rest of this entry »

Chicken… down.

April12

You live in a village. you eat chicken everyday. your family buys the meat from the market. for some odd reason :shock: you wish to get your own chicken. and when i mean GET, i mean cut, cook and eat haaha.

So what’s the easiest way to make the chicken stay still after you capture it? easy. you hypnotize it. what?!
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Hypnosis

March29

This is so cool you guys should try it. Now i’m not gonna spoil the surprise you just have to experience it yourself.

Ok, d instructions:

1. Ready something to look at… like a picture of someone and put it in front of the computer.

2. Look at the centre of the screen.

3. Just look at it (fear not, there’s no scary face popping out and scare ya) :lol:

4. When you’re done. Look at the picture you’re holding.

Syok kan? Ask your friends to do it. :cool:

Reading Test

March27

Now tihs is inetresitng. Dno’t you tnihk so?


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