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You Don’t Mess With Adam Sandler

August23

So many movies are out… which one which one to watch?? Well, all movie-lovers must love the new movie by Adam Sandler, You Don’t Mess With The Zohan… It’s hilarious! His movies are just getting better and better ya know…

I just watched it with my pals, Kisshen and Victor (Funny dudes) and no girls… Yup, again a gay :cool: outing HAAHA… again! And we watched it at 1 Borneo’s GSC of course heehe…

But before that, we went to KFC to fill up our stomaches… But I really wonder why the chickens are getting smaller. I remembered KFC’s meal were more bigger when I was growing up. That’s probably because I was still small and at that time I didn’t have this big tummy here… :roll: haaha.

Okay back to the movie…

Funny lah really lucu this.

So what’s the story? Short one la… Zohan Dvir is an Israeli Special Forces Soldier but has been fed up with the war and everything… so he fakes his death… so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist. There is where all the real fun begins…

But be careful now, I wouldn’t recommend any parents bringing their children to go watch this movie… Even though it says - Suitable for public viewers - But hell no it isn’t good for any kids… Why? Because it’s got all this naughty stuff inside. Well, no no sex scenes but just naughty scenes :wink: … you know. You’ll get it.

Even the intro… showing Zohan entering the scene with his swim trunk and… erm…

And movies now have hotties in them right… and this movie has Emmanuelle Chriqui :razz: as Dalia here. And she’s pretty fine I’d say…

Rob Schneider is in here too as Salim who has a little feud with Zohan but over only a goat… Yup it’s true. Zohan took Salim’s goat heehe.

The make-up here is just awesome.

Lastly, the feet…

If you haven’t watched it and have the urge to watch any movie… You pick this one :mrgreen: heehe.

Zohan: I just want to make people silky-smooth!

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The Joker, my new idol

August8

Watched this with a friend… and no not a female. with a guy. And I wonder why it isn’t a lady. I should make a move soon before I accidentally change my sexual preference… haaha :mrgreen: (this one bad joke haaha).

Well guys and ladies, you know what this post is about… Nope, not about Batman. I’m choosing The Joker. Heath Ledger. Apart from Johnny Depp, I think Heath Ledger is also a very talented actor. I heard he will get an Oscar for his performance in The Dark Night. But it’s a real pity that he isn’t around anymore. Damn.

Eniwei, for those who have seen the movie… What’s your favourite scene? Mine was the magic trick part… you know. Where Joker said, “How about a magic trick? I’m gonna make this pencil… disappear. “… Then after pushing a head to the pencil… “Ta-daa! It’s… gone!”. That is one so cool scene! very.

This is the best Batman movie ever… after watching the one where they have Katie Holmes, I was disappointed. But this sequel is great. All the actors give excellent performances… The Joker was the best I think. And Bale was much more better too that his previous movie.

“Why so serious?” - You just have to love that line! :mrgreen:

Long Khong 2

June23

Yesterday I went to watch a movie with some friends…

We watched Long Khong 2.

Obviously, it’s a horror movie… So I enjoyed it… haaha. But no, I didn’t really like it… because I think Long Khong 1 is better than this one… So, what’s the movie about? It’s something to do with black magic and curses… Curses to the point where worms crawl out from one’s tummy… YUCK! So, like they always say, for the faint-hearted - don’t watch the movie :lol: Even though many scenes were cut, it’s still gross.


Now that’s a fierce face. One lady you wouldn’t want to mess with… She’s the starring of the movie… Well, most people in the movie played black magic… but her’s is the worst…

The silly thing is… the English title for the movie is Art of the Devil 3… hmm 3… why is that. I was confused at first. My friend made fun of the subtitles because we thought it was a mistake. But after checking it out, I found out that this movie is the 3rd of its franchise…

The first one is called Khon Len Khong which is Art of the Devil 1… second is Long Khong, Art of the Devil 2 and the one I’m doing a review is Long Khong 2 which is Art of the Devil 3… Comprende? To make things more confusing, Art of the Devil 3 is the prequel to Art of the Devil 2… :mrgreen: heehe.

And I have to admit, Thais make the best horror movies…

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Hey, Johnny Depp… You da man.

June12

Since his work in Edward Scissorhands, I have been a fan of Jack Sparrow, oops… i mean, Johnny Depp, I’ve been following his trails by watching his other movies such as Sleepy Hollow, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Corpse Bride, surely the Pirates of the Caribbean film series and the recent one, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

Many may say that his looks has something to do with his rising fame in his Hollywood career, but Depp has been nominated for three Academy Awards and he has won Golden Globe and Screen Actors Guild Awards to prove them wrong.

Plus, he enjoys playing music as well… as a guitar player… He was a member of the band P, a group featuring Butthole Surfers singer Gibby Haynes and Red Hot Chili Peppers bassist Flea.

I enjoyed his recent movie Sweeney Todd… in it, he shows his talent in singing and his talent in slicing necks :shock: it’s a good watch…

Free movie at 1 Borneo

June9

So that day ba kan, got free wayang at 1 Borneo’s GSC… people had to bring their ‘own ticket’; newspaper clipping of the offer or print them out from the internet. I joined my uncle and family to go watch Nim’s Island… because my small cousin really wanted to watch that :razz:

We arrived at 12 something i think, and i was stunned seeing how massive the mall is.

Inside, masi stunned sambil berjalan because huge kan…

At GSC, a scene which i had already planted in my head before, obviously lah going to be like this because free kan :mrgreen: , this is the scene la… Dunno how times got people cut my line, nasib baik the elderly, if teens yang cuba limpas cya, strangle tu :twisted: syok juga la beratur sambil berjalan berpusu-pusu like penguins!

We bought 4 tics of Nim’s Island… show start pukul 1pm.

So macammana suasana inside the cinema? syok… spacious… the seats are comfy… worth it la tinguk wayang sini (padahal this time free punya ba). we took some pics inside…


My unc and his family… that’s my little cousin Jordan. pandai berposing owh kan…

About the movie? I enjoyed it… but i think it should be a lot better… a lot… all in all, syok ba wayang free! when school buka balik buli la tinguk wayang ni dekat ja jalan kaki pun buli… haaha.

Rambo does it again!

February6

So there’s a fourth Rambo and this one kicks ass haaha. that’s metaphorically speaking by the way :mrgreen: I just watched Rambo last week and i have to ask you guys to go line up at the cinemas now :wink: it’s a really great movie… for men. because it’s got blood and gore. violence! :twisted: heehe. but if there are any ladies who’s into action well you should line up too…


Fishing… Rambo style.

This time, Rambo has some buddies to help him out. mercenaries. they’ve teamed up to find a group of humanitarians somewhere in Thailand. but they’ve (the humanitarians) been help captive by soldiers. So, you know what’s Rambo’s mission, right? Yeah, that’s right… to kick some “sawadikap-soldier”ASS! :mrgreen: sorry for the language :cool: nah, you didn’t think i was going to say save the prisoners did you :wink: just watch the movie.

And Rambo’s knife has gone double-size upgrade and his machine gun bullets each are the size of a 500ml bottle… Bet you can’t wait to see what he can do with those :grin: It’s a worth watch! Trust me.

Enchanted… “How does she know?…”

December5

Haaha yup finally a movie that’s worth watching for.

 

Behold… Enchanted. a comedy-fantasy-musical film.

Few days ago i watched this movie with ma whole fam. my grandad and grandmum, uncle and auntie (times two) and a cousin and my mum and bro. Well we watched the movie in the first place because my small cousin wanted to watch it. it’s worth it really.


She’s Giselle. the heroin. isn’t it obvious? :roll:

Now i know i know it’s kind of a fairy tale, kids stuff, cartoon-like… but seriously this one is a 5 out of 5. you’d have to watch it on your own.

Ah yes. the talking-chipmunk… trying to save Giselle.

Storyline? yes ok can do. Effects? yup it’s amazazing :mrgreen: and everything else is just nice. The ending of a movie is somewhat important to me and yes this one really does have a good ending.

A grrreat movie. any of you haven’t seen it better go get them tickets :grin: ciao

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Hitman

November30

Okay so the latest movie i’ve watch is Hitman… and to tell ya the truth… im quite dissapointed.

not that it’s not good. but i think they can make more out of it… need more action… more people flying around heehe :twisted: maybe i was expecting too high. the storyline isn’t that exciting too. it’s simple.

well i’ve played the franchise before and finished the first one which is Hitman 1. contrast to the movie… the game needs the hitman to play stealth. but in the movie it’s just too forward. i dunno. if any of you played then you’d understand it perhaps :roll: here some screenshots of the Hitman game.


“Now I’m gonna put a bullet in your head but she can’t look” :shock:


And the question for today is:
Who killed the jogging man?

all in all, i still think it’s a good game movie :cool:

 

 

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