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300 in Sabah accent

September20

As we Sabahans (especially yang always surfing through the net) should know, urang kita ni have already done a few clips, clips yang kena ubah-ubah with twists of Sabahan language and comedy…

Bloggers should check it out… there are The famous Sabahan Smeagol, “Ko ka si Kurus?”, Ultraman Keningau and some more. But I think the latest one might be the 300… which I am sharing here… Watch la the clip. Funny juga this :grin: !

(But I have no idea why the uploader of the clip disabled the embed option so you click the link la kay?)

300 in Sabah accent

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Gamers who have kids

September13

Okay I’m a gamer myself and I enjoy all games from consoles to PC to arcade games;)

But some gamers are already married and have their own kids… So what happens at home?

They dress their kids as their favourite games’ characters or something…


I’m sure this baby likes RPG games… or online games heehe :mrgreen:


Confirm parents are a big fan of you-know-what… If you dunno… I dunno what to say :roll:


This is my favourite… The Halo suite.


I never played this one but I think it’s Legend of Zelda…

I hope I won’t dress my future kids like these…haahahaa :grin:

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Military Humour

September10

Dear gentlemen,

If you think being in the military is boring… Think again…


Snipe the enemy? How?

They have yoga too :roll:


Intimate sessions included… heehehee…


Now that’s what a spotter should look like;D

Well, now are you interested? But no guarantee la kan if you be doing military in our country, there will be anything like this… If got pun maybe kena buang negara mengkali… haahahaa…!

 Have a good day tomorrow everyone!

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Don’t steal my food

August7

Now okay, no one is stealing my food… but I saw this funny note on my friend’s cupboard. And it sure seems he’s pretty serious about it because he used the F word. You’ll understand :arrow:

Don’t f**king steal my food! Or else you will get HIV. If you want, please ask first!

And that’s what my pal wrote to scare off those punks… haaha :mrgreen:

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Ang Galing

July29

I got a funny clip here… sang by Jericho Rosales and his pal (I dunno who, probably a comedian). It’s called Ang Galing and in it you can see them dance to the beat… a funny dance.

What? You dunno who Jericho is?

Dunno? The one yang starring in Pangako Sa Yo aka My Promise To You tu ba…

Eniwei the clip here:

Ang Galing?

It’s a Filipino word but I have no idea what it means… If you’re curious, go google it lah… It’s a filipino word…

Haaha but if I don’t tell macam me being not nice la whatever la pula kan :???: So I googled it and had a hard time looking for the meaning (If you do know an easy way, please tell me ar)… so I found out that the word means “You’re great” or something like that lah.

Imagine me doing a dance like that… Mesti lucu brabis tu tau…

Funny kan the clip? :lol:

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Awkward moment

July25

I never really liked going public toilets… but when you have to ITU, you just have to use them. As a kid, it was always awkward when you have to pee when someone else is probably looking at you. So not comfy HAAHA…

But then again, there are more awkward situations… one of them is this:

Macam mana ko buat business ko kalo begini? :mrgreen:

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ADIDAS

July18

Yesterday’s 2 days ago :mrgreen: , si Arms, Milton, Cassy and new friend, Heidi, went to have dinner at McD’s near our uni… Not at 1 Borneo ah:P

So we were eating right and suddenly a friend (I’m not gonna say who haaha) told a dirty joke… It was one of the funniest joke I’ve heard… Lupa2 suda… But I’m just going to share it la… in my own words and a bit of modification la hee… It’s like this:

One day, a couple just got married and it was their first night together (on bed :roll: )…

So they were very excited. The husband wanted to take off his wife’s clothes but before he started, the wife asked him to get naked first. The husband then took off his clothing one by one and in the process, the wife could see his tattoos around his body. NIKE on his right-shoulder, BATA on his left-shoulder, REEBOK on his back…

When the hubby finally got fully naked, the wife saw a tattoo on his little-hubby (HAAHA)… she saw AIDS. Then she gave that wondering look to the husband. He asked, “What’s wrong, dear?”. “Why is this tattoo over here doesn’t have anything to do with the rest, nothing to do with sports?”

“Just touch it, dear… and you will see ADIDAS.”

:lol:

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Elephant paints elephant

July5

You think humans are the only beings to know art?

Elephants too ya know! :roll:

Supposedly, it’s a bull elephant, Noppakhao painting a picture of another elephant in Ayutthaya province, Thailand.

So I was thinking of competing with the elephant… Then I drew this a minute ago…


Once I thought of taking an art subject… Now you know why that thought sunk deep… very deep :mrgreen:

If Noppakhao saw this, it would be ROFL like this elephant here…

Haaha now for the best part… I tag you - Jolene, Rozella, Ratu Syura, Shemah, Chegu Carol, and Kae Sen - try to copy Noppakhao’s art but must use Paint only :wink: heehe…

Do la… if you’ve got the time okay;B

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